Statement Dresser Mugs

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Do you like my little black number?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Utility Chic.

The Costumer Is Always Right

"Maybe this year..."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Closet.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Beard, socks and sandals.

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Tailored mummy outfit.

Matching Outfits

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Tree

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Still in fashion

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...