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Matching Outfits

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Beanirrito"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

That every day look.

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

The Costumer Is Always Right

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"I feel a draft."

"Maybe this year..."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Fried Egg

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."