Spellbinding Dresser Pillows

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Bear Costume

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Utility Chic.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Honey Costume

Choosing What To Wear.

Burlyesque

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Satan

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Closet.

Bat

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Fried Egg

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'