Ironic Dresser Pillows

"I hope people understand that I'm being ironic."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Al's idea of formal wear is an ironed tank top."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"We should start wearing masks."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Snail Man

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

The Dandy

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

The Costumer Is Always Right