Ironic Dresser Mugs

"I hope people understand that I'm being ironic."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Al's idea of formal wear is an ironed tank top."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Beanirrito"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

The Dandy

"We should start wearing masks."

Snail Man

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Spider Web Stocking

Utility Chic.