Devout Dresser Pillows

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Savory Types

Snail Man

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Utility Chic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Spider Web Stocking

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'