Bold Fashion Pioneer Pillows

"Actually, it's a birthmark."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'I ran into a whittler.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Fortune Favours the Brave

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Fashionista

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

Still in fashion

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

The latest fall fashion trends

I've found the designer gene.

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'I move to have all charges, against my client, dismissed. he's paying me handsomely to defend him and he expects me to make a bold move like that.'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"