Bold Fashion Pioneer T-Shirts

"Actually, it's a birthmark."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'I ran into a whittler.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Fortune Favours the Brave

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Fashionista

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

The latest fall fashion trends

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

I've found the designer gene.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'I move to have all charges, against my client, dismissed. he's paying me handsomely to defend him and he expects me to make a bold move like that.'

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target for archery,

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"