Bold Hairstylist T-Shirts

'You mean you paid for that haircut?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Too bright."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'Is that a wig?'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Fashionista

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Lion with hair straighteners.

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Hairdressing for Bald People

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Woman trying to leap over a cliff.

Midlife Madness

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

And you call yourself a scalper.

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

"Are you looking at my red trousers?"