Bold Hairstylist T-Shirts

'You mean you paid for that haircut?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Too bright."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'Is that a wig?'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Fashionista

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Lion with hair straighteners.

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Hairdressing for Bald People

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Midlife Madness

Woman trying to leap over a cliff.

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

"Are you looking at my red trousers?"

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'