Bold Fashion Adventurer T-Shirts

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch