Bold Fashion Adventurer T-Shirts

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Lady Gaga