Bold Fashion Fan Pillows

Midlife Madness

Jarvis Cocker

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Builders fashion range

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Dang clip ons!

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"It's vintage."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."