Bold Fashion Fan Gifts

Midlife Madness

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Bernice Mountain Dog

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"It's a midriff warmer."

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"It's vintage."

1870's disco

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.