Fashion-forward Fan Gifts

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Keeping warm.

Rap music

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"I don't like your application."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Congratulations on the new you!

Changing Room Decisions

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

His and Her wardrobe's