Fashion Freedom Fan Gifts

Of course one of the great advantages of being self-employed is not having to conform to someone else's dress code...

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Jarvis Cocker

Scarf puts hat back on.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Casual Thursday

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I believe in consistent branding."

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Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"