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Of course one of the great advantages of being self-employed is not having to conform to someone else's dress code...

Soldier armed with a pen.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Casual Thursday

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

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Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Easter Bonnet

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'