Fashion Freedom Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Joined at the hipster.

Keeping warm.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

New Suit.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror