Flamboyant Fashion Fan Gifts

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

'I go for guys who aren't afraid to express themselves with flamboyant clothing.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Dandy

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Elton John

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's dress down day!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Elton John

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

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