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'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"- At least Daddy liked you!"

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

'It's not that your mother and I object to you being in a marching band Gavin...'

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Dandy

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

A woman in prayer

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

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Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Elton John

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Easter Bonnet

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Hospital gown pageant.

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

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'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'