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'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"- At least Daddy liked you!"

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

'It's not that your mother and I object to you being in a marching band Gavin...'

"It's just a phase! He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Dandy

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

A woman in prayer

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

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Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

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So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Shopping Torture

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.