Flamboyant Fashionista Pillows

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'About the head scarf: This is a place of business. Might want to tone it down.'

"He's had a chequered life."

The Dandy

Carioca

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

A Head-Dress in 1777

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Winter Coat

A sweet and tender kiss

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

"What the difference between these two old men?"

Saul and the Pauls

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

Ask me about my thick neck.

'I go for guys who aren't afraid to express themselves with flamboyant clothing.'

Tennis

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Do you have anything with a wider mirror?