Fashionista With Flair Pillows

Ask me about my thick neck.

Winter Coat

'Fancy ruining that lovely blonde hair by dyeing the roots black!'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Do you have anything with a wider mirror?

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Clothing for Big Boned Women.

"You can travel in the cabin, sir, but your trousers will have to go in the hold."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Carioca

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

The Dandy

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

Crocodile Shoes

Naked Furniture

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

We have skule clothes.

Joe's Tuxedos

This suits tighter than my skin!

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types