Fashionista With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

"Disaster insurance doesn't cover fashion disasters and if it did, your outfit would be considered a pre-existing condition."

A Smoking Jacket

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

A Dust Jacket

"Another year and another inch for your belt buckle."

"Your waist size isn't even a number anymore--just a crying emoji."

"Mom, who SAYS CLOTHES DON'T MAKE THE MAN?"

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'His fashion designer deserted.'

Tank Tops.

May I see something cheap?

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Clothing for big boned women.

'Do you have this one in 'Extra Frumpy'?'

Barber holding up list of options.

'You may get in, sir, but you'll have to leave the coat.'

"Oh yes, it's definitely you!"

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

Raoul forgot that Pete was a body-builder!

"XXXl is the new XXL."

I (upside down heart) NY.

Let's pretend these unloved looks are key trends for 2024

"Factory second."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'