Fashionista With Humor Pillows

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Crocodile Shoes

Naked Furniture

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

A monkey in a suit

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Work clothes.