Fashionista With Humor Pillows

"I recently went wireless."

A herd of sheep stand in a field; one sheep is wearing a t-shirt that reads "Staff".

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Crocodile Shoes

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

Work clothes.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types