Fashionista With A Flair For Humor Pillows

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Naked Furniture

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Work clothes.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."