Fashionista With A Flair For Humor Gifts

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Naked Furniture

Crocodile Shoes

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

Work clothes.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."