Fashionista Humorist Gifts

"Does this coat make me easier to draw?"

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

Surgeon's Gowns

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

I'm sure it's fake.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

The Dandy

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Where Pleather Comes From

Hoody Woodpecker.