Fashionista Humor Gifts

Fendi Bag Lady

'Nice coat.' - 'Yes, it's real fur made to look fake.'

'By the time we finish it's gone out of fashion and we have to start all over again.'

Oh no! My trouser rash has flared up again!

36 waist' - 'Mmm... comfy' - '34' Waist' - 'This would be easier with a corset.' - '32' waist' - 'Uh-oh... I can't feel my legs.' -

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"We nick handbags for the contents, not because they'll 'compliment' your new winter jumper!"

"She should have taken the tissues out of the box."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

The Ascent of Woman