Fashionistas With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Do these pants make my bum look fat?'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I'm sure it's fake.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Besties Photo

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Too dressy?'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'They're pinching my toes!'

We have skule clothes.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Hoody Woodpecker.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Do-over

Tank color choices.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Bathing suit.

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."