Fashionistas With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Do these pants make my bum look fat?'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Besties Photo

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Too dressy?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Tank color choices.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

We have skule clothes.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Do-over

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Bathing suit.

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.