Fashionista With A Hint Of Humor T-Shirts

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Naked Furniture

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Geri Halliwell.

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Hoody Woodpecker.

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

This suits tighter than my skin!

Work clothes.

'He's having a bad feather day.'