Fashionista With A Humorous Twist T-Shirts

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Bernice Mountain Dog

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Crocodile Shoes

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Hoody Woodpecker.

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

Work clothes.

'He's having a bad feather day.'