Fashionistas With A Twist T-Shirts

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Not Uggs. Puggs.

"I need pants that won't make my butt look big."

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

101 uses of a dead cat: mannequin.

What do you mean Bra Hamsters?

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Besties Photo

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Geri Halliwell.

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'Too dressy?'

Crocodile Shoes

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Do-over