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"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Bag lady with toxic medical waste

"Typical, I'm going to a party tonight and I haven't got a single spot!"

'She must have spent a fortune on achieving that unspoilt, natural look!'

Do people hate us because we dress this way, or do we dress this way because people hate us?

"No! - We all agreed that FRIDAY would be Dress-Down Day."

'Oh, haven't you heard? Babies are 'out'.'

'Hip!'

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

"Been anywhere nice lately?"

"Do these leaves make my bark look big?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Brown shoes, really Henry.'

There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.

'I want nice man-bag.'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

How to take a really honest, no make-up selfie.

Captain Pointy No.53 - Elvis period

"I find half nude women in public vulgar!"

Garbanzo By Day

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. II. - Young England.

The Epsom Derby - Ladies Observe from the Balcony

"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."

I don't get it. She's so much cuter than him.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Mask fashions for 2021

"And it has pockets!"

Do-over

"You know the Birkenstocks."

"I didn't realize being a glam-pa would be so painful."

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."