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Mission: Tattoo Reading Today.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Besties Photo

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Naked Furniture

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

Geri Halliwell.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Too dressy?'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

We have skule clothes.

Do-over

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Tank color choices.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"