Fashionistas With An Edge Pillows

Mission: Tattoo Reading Today.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Besties Photo

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Australian punk

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Naked Furniture

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Too dressy?'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

We have skule clothes.

Tank color choices.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Do-over