Fashionistas With Flair Pillows

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

We have skule clothes.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Besties Photo

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Too dressy?'

Australian punk

Naked Furniture

Do-over

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Tank color choices.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk