Fashionistas With Flair T-Shirts

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

We have skule clothes.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Besties Photo

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Crocodile Shoes

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Naked Furniture

'Too dressy?'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Geri Halliwell.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Tank color choices.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Do-over

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."