Fashionista With An Edge T-Shirts

Tattoo Shop: Brains left outside.

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

Geri Halliwell.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

We have skule clothes.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Joe's Tuxedos

A monkey in a suit

This suits tighter than my skin!

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Work clothes.