Fashionista With An Edge Mugs

Tattoo Shop: Brains left outside.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Crocodile Shoes

Naked Furniture

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Australian punk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

We have skule clothes.

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

This suits tighter than my skin!

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

A monkey in a suit

Work clothes.