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Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Foxy lady

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Crocodile Shoes

Burlyesque

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Formal Street Artist

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Naked Furniture

Watering can helmet.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."