Fashionista With A Humor Twist Mugs

"The shop was so quiet I could hear your overdraft growing."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Naked Furniture

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Hoody Woodpecker.

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

Work clothes.

'He's having a bad feather day.'