Fashionista With Edge Mugs

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."

Australian punk

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

We have skule clothes.

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

A monkey in a suit

This suits tighter than my skin!

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

Work clothes.