Fashionista With Edge Pillows

"I was innocent but the jury thought I looked really guilty."

Australian punk

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Geri Halliwell.

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

We have skule clothes.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Joe's Tuxedos

A monkey in a suit

This suits tighter than my skin!

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Work clothes.

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types