Fashionista Of Extremes Pillows

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Naked Furniture

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Australian punk

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Salad Hat

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Steampunk

Ass-less Chaps

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Work clothes.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."