Unconventional Fashionista Pillows

Giant Irregulars Dale: 'Tie a knot at the bottom and you have one very, very deep pocket!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Punkins

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Foxy lady

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Watering can helmet.

Crocodile Shoes