Imaginative Fashionista Pillows

"Darn, it was just a dream, we're not swathed in Gucci"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Carioca

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Dandy

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Elton John

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Naked Furniture

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Australian punk

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Snake Dress-Up

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'