Fashionista With A Wild Side Pillows

'I'll take it!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Foxy lady

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Unicorn in the Woods

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Watering can helmet.

Naked Furniture

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Geri Halliwell.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."