Fashionista With A Side Of Paranoia Pillows

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Geri Halliwell.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Salad Hat

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

This suits tighter than my skin!

Work clothes.

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'