Fashionista With A Side Of Paranoia Mugs

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Salad Hat

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

Joe's Tuxedos

A monkey in a suit

Work clothes.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

This suits tighter than my skin!

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Since it's creation, the company has made enormous strides."