Fashionista With A Secret Pillows

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

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Crocodile Shoes

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Naked Furniture

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Computer Fashion Show

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Likes Makes Right

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'He's having a bad feather day.'